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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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me writing papers

xourtney:

me writing papers

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My kind of town.

silentshivers:

My kind of town.

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vesley:

anyone who isn’t following my blog

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

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thenakedwoman:

It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.  

My body is tired.

But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.

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Photo 24 Apr 94,252 notes ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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vetinanari:

Rule 1: Don’t skip Nine

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